When you think life’s at rock bottom, it throws a curveball that leaves you clutching your sides. And that’s the tale of a young man moved to a new prison cell.
A new prisoner steps into Cell 102, where he instantly meets an elderly inmate whose presence seems almost mythical.
As the rookie is led out of his cell, he can’t help but glance curiously at the old man, who’s lived there seemingly for decades. Suddenly, the seasoned prisoner breaks the silence.
“Look at me. I’m old and worn out. You’d never believe that I used to live the life of Riley.”
With a sparkle in his eye, he continues,
“I wintered on the Riviera, owned a boat, four luxurious cars, dated stunning women, and dined at France’s top restaurants.”
Incredulous, the young man asks what changed. With a wry smile, the elder inmate replies:
“Ah well, one day Riley reported his credit cards missing!”
When Life throws a Pool Party
In another twist of fate, an outdoor party takes an unexpected turn. The host, wealthy and playful, calls for everyone’s attention and teases them with a daring announcement.
Amid cheers and laughter, he unveils a thrilling challenge.
“To the first person who swims across my pool, I’ll award one million dollars. But beware, there are three huge alligators in the pool!”
Before he could finish, a sudden splash captures everyone’s attention. Their eyes dart to the pool, now alive with frantic movement and lurking alligators.
A brave man, driven by fear, furiously swims, screaming as he races to the other end of the pool.
Emerging unscathed on the other side, the crowd erupts in applause, marveling at his nerve.
The host, grinning widely, asks the survivor what he plans to do with his prize. Still catching his breath, the man responds:
“I don’t care about the money. I just want the name of the *expletive* who pushed me in.”
Laughter ensues, wrapping up the night in a classic, comedic twist.
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Source: Jokes of the Day, UpJoke.
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